"criss cross applesauce, spoons in your bowl" (meaning sit on the floor, hands in your lap)
"these are my white buttons, these are my green buttons, these are my funny white buttons" (during a sorting by color activity)
"it smells like hand sanitizer!" (upon receiving a good behavior certificate)
"Ms. Harbison, you ok?" (during rest time, totally out of the blue)
"that yo' mama?!?!?" (when my mom came and brought cupcakes for the first time)
"Ms. Harbison you look like a vampire" (this one may be the most random)
"Ms. Harbison, you sound like a real teacher." (Did I sound pretend before??)
I'm sure there will be more and I will add to the list as the year goes on. One of the reasons I'm blogging is so I can look back and remember this school year. So stay tuned for more hilarious kindergarten comments!!